Metafilter Character Sheet
EmpressCallipygos the oath-taker
constable
EmpressCallipygos's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. They read a couple wikipedia pages about making a perfect pot of tea but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They're hoping to see their aunt again.
Voracity:
15
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
5
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
+1 crockety poker visor
organic sack of angry cats
bearish shirt of shouting out
unshakeable umbrella
Spells
Befriend
Heartwarming Story
Skills
copy editing
making a perfect pot of tea