Metafilter Character Sheet

suetanvil the indolent
law-keeper
suetanvil's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. Their childhood home burnt down but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
10

Equipment

hardy wand of joy
boa of rejuvenation
baby bjorn of dishwashery
+4 gilded revolver of moxie

Spells

I Have A Quick Question About Linux
Grar Daemon
Foam Of Darkness
Tedium Hail

Skills

metallurgy
making a perfect cup of coffee
regicide
latin declensions