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Etrigan the god-like one
sheriff
Etrigan hails from a disused corner of the palace library, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. Their childhood home burnt down but a swindler stole the family snark. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
6
Equipment
fig leaf of pie throwing
previously posted loaf pan
Spells
Literalize Viking
Miasma Of Odor
Should You Wear Shoes In The House?
Joke Hail
Skills
echolocation
reading between lines
whistling
pytography