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QuakerMel the terrible
poet
QuakerMel has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were raised by wolves. A terrible plague decimated their village but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They dream of heroic recognition.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
7

Equipment

long-winded club of grooviness
analogical eyepatch of bloat
quinceanera dress of forbearance
eggshell of pluck

Spells

Get Own Blog
Form Babby

Skills

correct pronunciation
cat-whispering
crouton petting
dinosaur identification