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moody cow the slit-nosed
lurker
No one knows where moody cow came from but they were raised by wolves. They taught themselves catherding but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They hope to return home forgiven.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
35
Velocity:
5
Vitality:
6
Verbosity:
31
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
kilt of respite
heartbreaking selfie stick
+3 delightful leotard
Spells
Blizzard Of Lightning
Conjure Darkness
Cloud Of Bean
Skills
catherding
dog-whispering
crouton petting
slippery sliding