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Johnny Wallflower the hairy-footed
singer-songwriter
Johnny Wallflower was discovered in the wilderness, an only child. The gods cursed them with an obsession with deadgoating but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They travel with their fair crow.
Voracity:
27
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
7
Verbosity:
15
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

doubtful tennis bracelet
sash of pluck
ductile treaty of westfalia
silver kneepads of the clean refrigerator

Spells

Chill Vision
Willpower

Skills

music (non-ukelele)
appointment-keeping
deadgoating