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clorox the sailor king
veteran
clorox was born in a warm drowsy hayloft, where they were orphaned at a young age. A great storm destroyed their town but a swindler stole the family dead goat. They hope to retrieve a rare dead goat.
Voracity:
5
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
±2 laptop of fluency
cartographic garter belt
dirk of consternation
stapler of delusion
Spells
Grar Net
Call Of Paphnuty
Skills
making a perfect pot of tea
typography
cataloguing
money laundering