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gauche the soldier-king
law-keeper
gauche was discovered in the wilderness, an only child. A great storm destroyed their town but a swindler stole the family apple newton. They're terrified of holes.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

shamefaced throwing net
dystopian needle of resistance
malleable pair of pumps

Spells

Aura Of Electrical
Perfume Vision
Blizzard Of Oil
Grar Arrows

Skills

basket weaving
maundering