Ask and you shall receive.
February 9, 2002 12:29 AM   Subscribe

Ask and you shall receive. Move over, Amazon Honor System! Now you can sign up for a one-click service that lets visitors to your Web site donate something you'll really appreciate: oral sex. Best of all, they don't keep a percentage of your donations like Amazon and PayPal do.
posted by kindall (6 comments total)

That's fantastic.

Now, attractive women... please visit my site. And well, donate, donate, donate!
posted by Bernreuther at 1:58 AM on February 9, 2002

You're aware, of course, that people of the same sex are perfectly free to send in their donations too.
posted by brownpau at 4:16 AM on February 9, 2002

that's the kind of altruistic community currency i'm talking about. reminds me of the complex social sexual exchanges of the bonobos.
posted by kliuless at 8:06 AM on February 9, 2002

I smell an IPO.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:44 AM on February 9, 2002

Fabulous. Added it to my site. Can't wait for the head to start rolling. . . in.
posted by UrbanFigaro at 9:53 AM on February 9, 2002

Makes trolling for fellatio much easier!
posted by evanizer at 12:08 PM on February 9, 2002

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