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Spats, a Scallion Low-carb Crouton

Companion:
some loser
Nickname:
Cardboard
Age:
4 years
Personality:
Talkative
Crunchiness:
96
Love Language:
Prince gifs
Mood:
Quivering with anticipation
Item:
Radish nightlight
Bio:
Only 3 net carbs! Girl look at that Crunchiness score! I work out.