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MeFi post: Gliding Over All
Only Revolutions is terrific I will fight you.
posted to MetaFilter by Rory Marinich at 6:58 AM on August 8, 2013
MeFi post: Codename: Whodini
An introduction for the unaware (NSFW language, like whoa)
posted to MetaFilter by The Whelk at 11:33 AM on August 4, 2013
MeFi post: Homeless person makeover
MeFi post: The Vitamin Myth: Why We Think We Need Supplements
Ask MeFi post: Is there a condition for when you say the wrong words?
MeFi post: "As an experiment, they dated for 40 days."
MeFi post: AT THE DAWN OF THE DANCE APOCALYPSE
I don't hate it. Neat video, I guess.
What's the matter? Your chicken taste like pork? You have triplets instead of twins?
posted to MetaFilter by airing nerdy laundry at 4:26 PM on July 9, 2013
MeFi post: “Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.”
Surely the best knock knock joke ever
posted to MetaFilter by Joe in Australia at 11:55 PM on June 29, 2013
MeFi post: What's the best movie you've never seen?
I found F For Fake to be so unbearably and disappointingly unwatchable that it made me physically sad.
Same, except the opposite of that.
posted to MetaFilter by Potomac Avenue at 1:21 PM on June 24, 2013
MeFi post: Masks of Nyarlathotep
MeFi post: He's baaaaack!
Can we have season one levels of Chang back, please?
Are you experiencing a little...Changst?
posted to MetaFilter by Mr. Bad Example at 5:43 PM on June 10, 2013
MeFi post: Free Female Masturbation From Shame!
Look up promiscuity and sociosexuality on wikipedia for reference.
How about you look up "dopey made up bullshit perpetuated by the patriarchy" anywhere on the internets, bro.
posted to MetaFilter by elizardbits at 4:51 PM on June 7, 2013
MeFi post: Jonah Lehrer's new book on love
Well, you know- Jonah Lehrer's no stranger to love. You know the rules, and so does he. A full commitment is what he's thinking of. In fact, you wouldn't get this from any other guy.
posted to MetaFilter by TheWhiteSkull at 12:51 PM on June 7, 2013
MetaTalk post: Enough with the batshit insanity of Mr. Jones
even though it is a very useful resource for breaking news and trenchant analysis of current events.
posted to MetaTalk by FAMOUS MONSTER at 9:54 AM on June 3, 2013
MeFi post: Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who
There is a partially-spoken reason in Doctor Who about the "Britishness" of The Doctor. The Gallifreyans, the Time Lords, resemble British People. The Doctor, in several versions, has spoken of a personal affection for Earth in general and England and London in particular. (Probably the way most people are most comfortable around people like ourselves; human/Gallifreyan nature) I don't recall ever seeing a dark-skinned Time Lord
I didn't... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Sara C. at 8:26 PM on June 1, 2013
MeFi post: So "KILL PRESIDENT WITH BOMB" is right out, then?
seriously which one of you assholes just registered that tumblr
i hate everyone
posted to MetaFilter by elizardbits at 4:40 PM on May 31, 2013
MeFi post: For Sale: A Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine
I have to admit, this is a pretty awesome tweet from Mark Towhey, the COS Ford just fired yesterday.
(For those not following along at home, a few days before the crack thing came out, Ford had rather bizarrely bolted from a community meeting in Etobicoke and started slapping ROB FORD - MAYOR magnets on cars in the parking lot...kind of cute how that was a big scandal a week ago.)... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by chococat at 8:24 PM on May 24, 2013
MeFi post: Do we have wormsign?
MeFi post: 40 Year Old Squares
Wait, I thought it was because you hate fun? I'm so confused.
posted to MetaFilter by elizardbits at 9:24 AM on May 23, 2013
MetaTalk post: Don't worry about the vase, Neo.
and thus did shakes learn a valuable life lesson
only by hating things can everyone truly be happy
posted to MetaTalk by elizardbits at 2:48 PM on May 23, 2013
MetaTalk post: Price of Metafilter
Can a slashfiction tumblr about my addictions be far behind?
man why do you even says thing like that around me
posted to MetaTalk by cortex at 12:57 PM on May 19, 2013
I guess the question is, mathowie racks up some gambling debts to the mob or whatever; at what level would he consider selling mefi to keep his legs unbroken rather than seeking some other source of money?
I like where this is headed. Can a slashfiction tumblr about my addictions be far behind? :)
posted to MetaTalk by mathowie at 12:38 PM on May 19, 2013
MeFi post: If it's consensual, can it ever be wrong?
I was especially worried that it was some kind of insane racial euphemism.
1: Right, so we get a really large white guy, right? And then we have two very very tiny black woman sit on his head, and get two more black women to wrap themselves around his shoulders and pelvis, respectively.
2: And then?
1: What, there has to be an "and then"?
posted to MetaFilter by 1adam12 at 12:39 PM on May 18, 2013
MetaTalk post: RIP Prince_Of_Cups
Matthew's housemate Christen and I will be finalizing memorial arrangements today. The memorial will be held Saturday in Portland, and I will post other details as soon as they're settled. There will also be smaller, more informal gatherings throughout the weekend and possibly forever.
Xen and I agreed that it would be better to share a little more about Matthew's death, because all of us are united in thinking that this is bullshit, and this should not have happened.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Kpele at 8:29 AM on May 15, 2013
MeFi post: It made his insect eyes flash like a rocket.
I've always maintained that Hamlet was actually about a fiendish Norwegian plot to destabilize the Danish monarchy: notice how Prince Fortinbras conveniently swoops in at the very end to take control of Denmark because all of the local claimants have killed each other?
There's actually an explanation for that.
posted to MetaFilter by Mr. Bad Example at 2:51 PM on May 12, 2013
MeFi post: RIP Creative Suite
Wake up the GIMP.
posted to MetaFilter by DirtyOldTown at 1:51 PM on May 6, 2013
MeFi post: Glory to Arstotzka!
Wow, super tacky. What's next, stop and frisk?
Depiction is not advocation.
posted to MetaFilter by RobotVoodooPower at 10:35 AM on May 2, 2013
MeFi post: ——/——/——/717228/936557 /——
Ask MeFi post: Sui Generis Cinema
rmd1023 -- would this be Lucas Belveaux's Trilogy 1, 2, and 3?
posted to Ask MetaFilter by bettafish at 10:38 AM on April 14, 2013
MeFi post: Debugging
Isn't calling a hardware fix "debugging" more etymologically correct, though?
posted to MetaFilter by Blue Jello Elf at 8:52 AM on March 17, 2013
MeFi post: Google Illiterate
goddammit TWELVE hours at Dominos I was supposed to get off almost FOUR hours ago I am so angry right now I am vibrating at a frequency that gives off visible light rays, at least Metafilter will have something to cheer--
for the love of GOD google can you do NOTHING right anymore i mean SERIOUSLY i'm so fucking ANGRY right you can BET i'm typing in EACH and EVERY <small> and <b> tag INDIVIDUALLY right now the sheer... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by JHarris at 7:07 PM on March 13, 2013
MetaTalk post: Woman speaks truth to power; Metafilter shuts it down.
The idea that the mod's careful curation of posts is preventing anyone "speaking truth to power" is a ridiculous conspiracy theory. We all know that a number of users here are responsible for certain threads being extremely difficult for the mods to manage.
So too, I know some of you are thinking that maybe the "difficult users" I've mentioned are the MODS THEMSELVES - purposefully sabotaging dicussions and deleting the resulting trainwrecks, simply... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by the quidnunc kid at 7:25 AM on March 11, 2013
MetaTalk post: If you can't say something nice, please wait for a while.
"Ah, Noam-kun ... it can't be helped."
"Actually, it can be helped. During the latter years of the New Deal, one of the more interesting developments to arise was - hang on, let me set up this slide projector ..."
(Giant sweat drop appears behind classmate's head.)
posted to MetaTalk by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 11:13 AM on March 1, 2013
MetaTalk post: Oreo Blue
MeFi post: L'Année dernière à Marienbad
MeFi post: Brain-to-Brain Interface in Rats
MetaTalk post: Oreo Blue
The Metatalk Pick 'n' Mix Thread-o-Matic!
Pick ONE option from each of sections 1, 2 and 3 to construct your own Metatalk thread!
1. I guess I'll ...
[ ] spare everyone the "fuck the motherfucking culture industry" rant,
[ ] let you inbred sheeple continue marching blindly toward the pseudo-food industry's abattoirs,
[ ] ignore your... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by the quidnunc kid at 4:51 AM on February 28, 2013
MeFi post: Everyday it's a-gettin' closer...
man why you even got to do a thing
posted to MetaFilter by The White Hat at 5:49 AM on February 25, 2013
MetaTalk post: Sometimes the universe is just creepy.
The Whelk: "Dairymancy! The most dangerous of the dark arts."
It wasn't always like this, she knew.
Before the Rind ascended, she had enjoyed evenings in the pub, chatting with the cute broker from uptown. They would grouse and gripe about the daily grind, with some heavy flirting mixed into the generous pours of smoky cabernet. When he said he was running documents down on a farm in the foothills, she'd thought... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by lazaruslong at 6:37 PM on February 22, 2013
MetaTalk post: — D R A F T C O P Y —
Some people say, "We have a wheel. We do not need to reinvent the wheel".
I say to them: you fools.
Some say, "We have fire. Why do we need to reinvent fire? We already have some. It's right over here. Ouch - I just touched it".
I say to them: you fiery, foolish idiots.
Innovation is the very soul of Americanism, the very quintessence of our United Stateyness.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by the quidnunc kid at 9:01 AM on February 18, 2013
MetaTalk post: Racial Slur
On the one hand, of course it's shitty that there are racist people. But as a Canadian, I think that's kind of awesome that we can now lay claim to a whole mess of great Jazz, Funk, & Soul musicians
As a black person living in the South, I'm willing to trade jazz for that fablous 20th century invention, "socialized" healthcare.
Keep your cold paws off the Delta Blues, though.
posted to MetaTalk by Brandon Blatcher at 12:27 PM on February 1, 2013
MetaTalk post: Worlds collide
U sign up fro website n it say "my servise is free". THEN WHO WAS PRODUCT?
posted to MetaTalk by invitapriore at 9:35 AM on January 31, 2013
MetaTalk post: Is the word "Cracker" acceptable on MetaFilter?
Once more, with feeling: if you take a situation with huge systemic inequalities which create a tension of some kind, you cannot then just swap players and say 'But what if it were like this?' It isn't. There's no comparison.
posted to MetaTalk by shakespeherian at 8:28 PM on January 28, 2013
MetaTalk post: Somebody Someone Totally Still Knows
Okay this is long cause it requires context so sit back, have a smoke, whatever.
Because I am someone who is fundamentally broken inside I went on a crazy weight loss plan to fit into my Halloween costume which just happened to be a perfect reproduction of a WW2 US Army Officer's uniform . Actually, not even reproduction, it was literally cheaper to find actual vintage army surplus in my size despite having to ship some things from like Singapore.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by The Whelk at 10:22 PM on January 25, 2013
MeFi post: Holland's favorite snack
We're the Affront, aren't we? Dammit. I was so hoping to find out we're the Zetetic Elench.
But no, we're the goddamn Affront.
No, you're not.
posted to MetaFilter by Shohobohaum Za at 1:59 PM on January 24, 2013
MetaTalk post: Somebody Someone Totally Still Knows
Rereading my comment, I feel the need to point out that my dad is a happily married man and that Nothing Happened.
posted to MetaTalk by robocop is bleeding at 6:08 AM on January 24, 2013
MeFi post: I wanted to be a sky pirate. I don't understand any of this.
MeFi post: The man on the ledge is named Dylan Yount.
Raymond sensed that same insecurity another time, when he teased Dylan about how small his bong was — "You call that a bong?" They laughed about it. But the next time Raymond came over, "there was a huge bong sitting there."
Brothers and sisters, remember that there's no happiness in buying bigger and bigger bongs. The only "bong" that's really worth having... is love. Tell someone you know that you love them today.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by xBongzilla69x at 2:21 PM on January 5, 2013
MeFi post: Not so absolute now, are you?
"Why don't you just make 0 Kelvin lower and make 0 be the lowest temperature and make that a little lower?"
"These go to negative Kelvin."
It's, like, how much more cold could this get? And the answer is none. None more co... what the hell are you guys seeing this?
posted to MetaFilter by griphus at 10:27 AM on January 4, 2013