Low Haiku
March 23, 2002 1:25 PM Subscribe
Low Haiku
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i kick you so hard
and steal all your ice cold beer
and then run away
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i kick you so hard
and steal all your ice cold beer
and then run away
Right... I have a poetry portfolio to hand in when I get back to uni and I couldn't work out what the predominating theme'd be. Now I have my inspiration! Thank you, Settle - you've simultaneously made me laugh and proved what a sham arts degrees really are. (not that the latter needed doing)
posted by RokkitNite at 2:18 PM on March 23, 2002
posted by RokkitNite at 2:18 PM on March 23, 2002
how does it prove that art's degrees are a sham? Got a BFA in Haiku, anyone?
posted by dabitch at 2:41 PM on March 23, 2002
posted by dabitch at 2:41 PM on March 23, 2002
Can't..... hold..... ColdChef back...... much ...... longer.....
Fly you fools, Fly!
posted by Spoon at 3:26 PM on March 23, 2002
Fly you fools, Fly!
posted by Spoon at 3:26 PM on March 23, 2002
For Low Haiku, definitely check out the grass-roots Brooklyn honku insurgency, as reported in the latest New Yorker! It made me smile.
posted by Zurishaddai at 3:44 PM on March 23, 2002
posted by Zurishaddai at 3:44 PM on March 23, 2002
Dabitch - sorry I should've made myself clearer. I mean my appropriation of Low Haiku for my final project (which will doubtless earn me a first) proves Arts degrees are a sham. And I was kidding. Boom boom. :)
posted by RokkitNite at 5:19 PM on March 23, 2002
posted by RokkitNite at 5:19 PM on March 23, 2002
Now is a glorious time to be alive.
posted by dong_resin at 7:49 PM on March 23, 2002
posted by dong_resin at 7:49 PM on March 23, 2002
Dong_resin is right
Life is a series of ups
and downs, mostly good.
posted by Lynsey at 11:38 PM on March 23, 2002
Life is a series of ups
and downs, mostly good.
posted by Lynsey at 11:38 PM on March 23, 2002
Paul H. Henry's wrong
Write joke Haiku forever
No more pledge nonsense.
posted by phalkin at 2:54 AM on March 24, 2002
Write joke Haiku forever
No more pledge nonsense.
posted by phalkin at 2:54 AM on March 24, 2002
Don't be such an ignorant poo,
Quit writing this foolish haiku.
Lim'ricks, instead,
Paul H. Henry said,
Are more problematic to do.
posted by phalkin at 3:09 AM on March 24, 2002
Quit writing this foolish haiku.
Lim'ricks, instead,
Paul H. Henry said,
Are more problematic to do.
posted by phalkin at 3:09 AM on March 24, 2002
I dedicate this to last night:
Premium Malt Beverage in hand
I drink and drink till my eyes float
You’re pretty when I’m drunk
posted by wfrgms at 5:26 AM on March 24, 2002
Premium Malt Beverage in hand
I drink and drink till my eyes float
You’re pretty when I’m drunk
posted by wfrgms at 5:26 AM on March 24, 2002
By the way, these aren't actually haiku, by accepted definition, at all. They're short poems.
posted by wackybrit at 1:43 PM on March 28, 2002
posted by wackybrit at 1:43 PM on March 28, 2002
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don't point that gun at my dad!
chris penn just can't act.
from haiku in the sky.
posted by lbergstr at 2:11 PM on March 23, 2002