It's Why Wolf Not Where

October 27, 2022 6:13 PM

Building on the international success of AAAH!BA [previously], competition now arises from a new band, Bee Dee Gee's Hee Bee Gee Bees, who bring us Stayin' Alive (performed by a vampire) and Tragedy (performed by a werewolf).
posted by kaibutsu (8 comments total)

Why wolf.

Why castle.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:30 PM on October 27, 2022 [2 favorites]

I'd like to meet his tailor.
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 7:47 PM on October 27, 2022 [2 favorites]

He has to call it Bee Dee Gee's Hee Bee Gee Bees to distinguish from the UK novelty group, The Hee Bee Gee Bees. Their album, 439 Golden Classics: Never Mind the Originals Here's the See Bee Gee Bees, has style parodies of both The Bee Gees (Meaningless Songs In Very High Voices) and Abba (BABBA, "Music Machine").
posted by jonp72 at 7:50 PM on October 27, 2022 [3 favorites]

It’s Bee Dee Gee’s Hee Bee Bee Gees, not Hee Bee Gee Bees.
posted by Comet Bug at 9:10 PM on October 27, 2022 [2 favorites]

Saying it out loud helps. Thanks Comet Bug!
posted by kaelynski at 10:35 PM on October 27, 2022

He should do a show at an H•E•B.

The "I'm goin' nowhere, somebody help me" bridge is the funniest part, because it plays right into the weird darkness of the song.
posted by fleacircus at 3:32 PM on October 28, 2022 [1 favorite]

His vampire teeth are almost as bright as the teeth of the lead Bee Gee.
posted by Comet Bug at 3:56 PM on October 28, 2022 [1 favorite]

The Stayin' Alive video is pretty good -- it manages to catch the really weird walking styles of the Gibb brothers to perfection.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:03 PM on October 28, 2022