i never copped a feel

May 8, 2005 5:16 PM

michael jackson takes the stand!! (flash - rather suggestive)
posted by pyramid termite (19 comments total)

cute, but skeevy (and it looks like martha stewart is on the defense team)
posted by amberglow at 5:27 PM on May 8, 2005

and Marge Simpson on the jury?
posted by daninnj at 5:43 PM on May 8, 2005

Never thought I'd find myself pining for the days of O. J. on trial.
posted by ZachsMind at 5:49 PM on May 8, 2005

Funny - but shabby. I look forward to higher-quality sendups of the trial with more soul in the music.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 5:59 PM on May 8, 2005

"It doesn't bring me joy.."

Actually, it did. Hehe.
posted by caddis at 6:03 PM on May 8, 2005

Predictable.... and nice flash, but predictable
posted by Benway at 6:30 PM on May 8, 2005

man. that was. hilarious. best of the web, indeed.

what time is bedtime at Neverland anyway?
posted by trinarian at 6:49 PM on May 8, 2005

i'm also noticing a serious and disturbing trend of doubling up already unnecessary exclamation points to draw attention to your last three FPP's. In the future, I advise using blink to get your point across more effectively.
posted by trinarian at 6:54 PM on May 8, 2005

Hasn't Weird Al exhausted the MJ parodies enough already without having more (not to mention bad flash)?
posted by Hands of Manos at 6:56 PM on May 8, 2005

This is fucking terrible. LOL CELEBRITY TRIAL KID DIDDLING HAHASDSFDS FART.

Jesus.
posted by kavasa at 7:00 PM on May 8, 2005

Trinarian:
"what time is bedtime at Neverland anyway?"

Beadtime is when the Big hand touches the little hand......
posted by TheFeatheredMullet at 7:37 PM on May 8, 2005

Eehee shamonit, indeed.
posted by fungible at 7:53 PM on May 8, 2005

Yep, this is pretty bad.
posted by Evstar at 8:20 PM on May 8, 2005

Beadtime is when the Big hand touches the little hand......

Nice... i think that was a better joke than the whole flash itself
posted by chatterbox at 8:57 PM on May 8, 2005

I guess he likes giving them the 'white glove' test
posted by bloglogic at 11:47 PM on May 8, 2005

Not only does this suck, but I heard it 2 weeks ago on a local wacky AM radio show.
posted by glenwood at 5:24 AM on May 9, 2005

Wow, I'm seriously underwhelmed.
But, I do agree with chatterbox.
posted by horseblind at 5:40 AM on May 9, 2005

This flash reminds me of the t-shirts they sold after Skylab fell back in '79. "I survived Skylab"
You'd see someone wearing it and think, "So what?"
posted by hojoki at 9:17 AM on May 9, 2005

In the end, it all comes down to Skylab, doesn't it.
posted by Outlawyr at 11:23 AM on May 9, 2005