let's never go back to dinosaur island
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Tom Cardy: Jurassic Park 12: It's Dino time! slightly NSFW for some lyrics + closed captions, tom cardy [previously]
does anyone NOT cheer for the dinos?
I saw Jurassic World in the theatre specifically so I could see families and children terrified and gobbled up :D
posted by supermedusa at 1:25 PM on June 30, 2022 [1 favorite]
I saw Jurassic World in the theatre specifically so I could see families and children terrified and gobbled up :D
posted by supermedusa at 1:25 PM on June 30, 2022 [1 favorite]
does anyone NOT cheer for the dinos?
Not sure, but I didn't want my kids to freak out when I started laughing with delight as people got gobbled up, maimed, trampled, or otherwise dispatched.
posted by nubs at 1:28 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
Not sure, but I didn't want my kids to freak out when I started laughing with delight as people got gobbled up, maimed, trampled, or otherwise dispatched.
posted by nubs at 1:28 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
so glad to see Napoleon Dynamite stayed weird after he grew up!
posted by supermedusa at 1:32 PM on June 30, 2022 [1 favorite]
posted by supermedusa at 1:32 PM on June 30, 2022 [1 favorite]
let's never go back to dinosaur island
‘Tis a silly place
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:51 PM on June 30, 2022 [5 favorites]
‘Tis a silly place
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:51 PM on June 30, 2022 [5 favorites]
it's only a model
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:52 PM on June 30, 2022 [4 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:52 PM on June 30, 2022 [4 favorites]
Love Tom Cardy. Will never not be singing his song about fruit salad.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 3:02 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 3:02 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
Jurassic Park 11: It turns out we were the dinosaurs all along.
Jurassic Park 12: A terrible new evil leader of the Carnosaurs starts a fascist invasion, forcing the Oviraptors and humanity into a tenuous alliance.
Jurassic Park 13: Dinotopia- Dinosaurs rise up against their human masters, conquering the earth and enslaving mankind.
Jurassic Park 14: A human astronaut goes deep beneath the Dinosaur capital and discovers a weird cult of mutant humans who worship the atomic bomb.
Jurassic Park 15: A social comedy of manners when Lord Tyrannosaurus dies, setting off a series of intrigues between his many carnosaur heirs and also the various creditors of Dentigrade Abbey.
Jurassic Park 16: A stoner comedy about the misadventures of two teenage Velociraptors as they try to get to this giant music festival on a tropical island.
Jurassic Park 17: Actually just Ingmar Bergmann's Wild Strawberries, but they photoshopped dinosaur heads on to all the characters and then told the American audiences that the uncaptioned Swedish was actually 'the native Dinosaur language'.
Jurassic Park 18: It was a mistake to allow Gaspar Noe to direct a Jurassic Park film. Unless you're really, really into dinosaur sex, I suppose.
posted by LeRoienJaune at 3:09 PM on June 30, 2022 [9 favorites]
Jurassic Park 12: A terrible new evil leader of the Carnosaurs starts a fascist invasion, forcing the Oviraptors and humanity into a tenuous alliance.
Jurassic Park 13: Dinotopia- Dinosaurs rise up against their human masters, conquering the earth and enslaving mankind.
Jurassic Park 14: A human astronaut goes deep beneath the Dinosaur capital and discovers a weird cult of mutant humans who worship the atomic bomb.
Jurassic Park 15: A social comedy of manners when Lord Tyrannosaurus dies, setting off a series of intrigues between his many carnosaur heirs and also the various creditors of Dentigrade Abbey.
Jurassic Park 16: A stoner comedy about the misadventures of two teenage Velociraptors as they try to get to this giant music festival on a tropical island.
Jurassic Park 17: Actually just Ingmar Bergmann's Wild Strawberries, but they photoshopped dinosaur heads on to all the characters and then told the American audiences that the uncaptioned Swedish was actually 'the native Dinosaur language'.
Jurassic Park 18: It was a mistake to allow Gaspar Noe to direct a Jurassic Park film. Unless you're really, really into dinosaur sex, I suppose.
posted by LeRoienJaune at 3:09 PM on June 30, 2022 [9 favorites]
Thoughts:
I’ve seen the first and second ones, but after that my brain just said “That’ll do, dawg. That’ll do.”
What we really need is probably a Jurassic Sharkjedis On A Planemageddon to finally put this thing out of our misery.
I like Chris Pratt as much as anyone, but I honestly never get the impression that he’s acting.
posted by JustSayNoDawg at 3:30 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
I’ve seen the first and second ones, but after that my brain just said “That’ll do, dawg. That’ll do.”
What we really need is probably a Jurassic Sharkjedis On A Planemageddon to finally put this thing out of our misery.
I like Chris Pratt as much as anyone, but I honestly never get the impression that he’s acting.
posted by JustSayNoDawg at 3:30 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
Jurassic Park 15: A social comedy of manners when Lord Tyrannosaurus dies, setting off a series of intrigues between his many carnosaur heirs and also the various creditors of Dentigrade Abbey.
A.K.A. Tooths Out.
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:01 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
A.K.A. Tooths Out.
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:01 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
I like Chris Pratt as much as anyone, but I honestly never get the impression that he’s acting.
But he holds his hands out and the dinosaurs don't eat him!
posted by nubs at 6:46 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
But he holds his hands out and the dinosaurs don't eat him!
posted by nubs at 6:46 PM on June 30, 2022 [2 favorites]
Maybe the real dinosaurs were the friends that we made along the
RUN
posted by mmoncur at 7:32 PM on June 30, 2022 [3 favorites]
RUN
posted by mmoncur at 7:32 PM on June 30, 2022 [3 favorites]
I fucking can’t stand Chris Pratt. Tom Cardy, I like.
posted by aspersioncast at 7:54 PM on June 30, 2022 [3 favorites]
posted by aspersioncast at 7:54 PM on June 30, 2022 [3 favorites]
A sequel involving the agile development of Unix-based park gate control systems. Scrums to be mastered with so little time! Programming more extreme than anything seen before! Velociraptor Kanban charts! Kernels compressed by brontosaurus feet... Not too niche surely?
posted by rongorongo at 1:57 AM on July 1, 2022 [3 favorites]
posted by rongorongo at 1:57 AM on July 1, 2022 [3 favorites]
I'm still waiting for the one where the blow up the dinosaurs with missiles and machine guns. It's what every kid wants to see, like a mix of Star Wars and Jurassic Park. Then the dinos will be sympathetic again. Like every Jurassic Park hints at it, but somehow guns only work at 10 feet in the Jurassic Park universe.
posted by The_Vegetables at 2:24 PM on July 5, 2022
posted by The_Vegetables at 2:24 PM on July 5, 2022
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