U WANNA GET SOME FRANZIA N TALK
July 15, 2011 12:25 PM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: This is a bit far into cheap point-and-laugh territory I think. -- cortex
Cribby wibbles?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:35 PM on July 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:35 PM on July 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
I kept thinking, "There are people on the other side of those words," and now nothing is funny today.
posted by notion at 12:36 PM on July 15, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by notion at 12:36 PM on July 15, 2011 [4 favorites]
Combines YouTube commenter witticisms and emotionally stunted hipster snark.
6.4
posted by griphus at 12:40 PM on July 15, 2011 [3 favorites]
6.4
posted by griphus at 12:40 PM on July 15, 2011 [3 favorites]
I wish there were photos of the people that sent the messages. That way we could REALLY publicly flog them and laugh in their faces.
pubicly flog
posted by zephyr_words at 12:41 PM on July 15, 2011
pubicly flog
posted by zephyr_words at 12:41 PM on July 15, 2011
I may start just saying "ain no brain stank gon don did CRIBBY WIBBLES," just to see what happens.
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:42 PM on July 15, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:42 PM on July 15, 2011 [7 favorites]
I feel the same way about this as I do about all the "Overheard in [Wherever]"-type sites. At least half of them are probably made up. The "look at these losers" aspect makes it doubly meh. The fact that this is put together by an 18-year-old boy is not surprising ("anal" joke in the name? Really?).
posted by Gator at 12:42 PM on July 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Gator at 12:42 PM on July 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
The occasional appearance of something funny in the material is vastly outweighed by the lameness of the commentary. If I'm going to laugh at strangers on the internet, I can get my own unfeeling sense of superiority more easily if yours isn't bobbing about in my face.
posted by howfar at 12:43 PM on July 15, 2011
posted by howfar at 12:43 PM on July 15, 2011
Someone should take these fine lords and ladies up on their offers and then review them, Yelp style. Someone other than me, I mean.
posted by 2bucksplus at 12:45 PM on July 15, 2011
posted by 2bucksplus at 12:45 PM on July 15, 2011
Metafilter: ain no brain stank gon don did CRIBBY WIBBLES
posted by dr_dank at 12:45 PM on July 15, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by dr_dank at 12:45 PM on July 15, 2011 [1 favorite]
are you saying no? when you should be saying YES
ok then how about a positive reply?
are you again saying no? when you should be saying YES
Ok fine your very difficult, atleast I hope I could make you laugh, think of it as a return, of the times I laughed while reading your profile
( please notice I’m trying to be really nice guy hoping this would in a way force you to reply, even though I’m not that nice lol )
This might be the creepiest thing I have ever read, especially "would in a way force you to reply". Seriously, you think that your pretending to be nice means that this woman (or, concievably, man) should feel obligated to respond to you? Also, "are you saying no? when you should be saying YES", uh, if she (or he) has said no, then, um, s/he shouldn't be saying yes because the intentions are already pretty clear. He or she CERTAINLY shouldn't have to say no three times. Jesus.
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 12:46 PM on July 15, 2011
ok then how about a positive reply?
are you again saying no? when you should be saying YES
Ok fine your very difficult, atleast I hope I could make you laugh, think of it as a return, of the times I laughed while reading your profile
( please notice I’m trying to be really nice guy hoping this would in a way force you to reply, even though I’m not that nice lol )
This might be the creepiest thing I have ever read, especially "would in a way force you to reply". Seriously, you think that your pretending to be nice means that this woman (or, concievably, man) should feel obligated to respond to you? Also, "are you saying no? when you should be saying YES", uh, if she (or he) has said no, then, um, s/he shouldn't be saying yes because the intentions are already pretty clear. He or she CERTAINLY shouldn't have to say no three times. Jesus.
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 12:46 PM on July 15, 2011
I have a hard time feeling bad for most of these message-rs, because I think about how obnoxious/uncomfortable it is to be constantly harassed by people being creepy/offensive/sexist.
(On preview, yeah, I guess it's shitty to include the names on there).
posted by lunit at 12:49 PM on July 15, 2011
(On preview, yeah, I guess it's shitty to include the names on there).
posted by lunit at 12:49 PM on July 15, 2011
Protip:
If you're going to make up an IQ don't score yourself among the ranks of the brightest minds in the history of the world.
I am never real comfortable saying this and sounds big headed, but here I go. I have always done ok in school, but always in gifted programs, found out later my IQ was well over 180
posted by zephyr_words at 12:51 PM on July 15, 2011
If you're going to make up an IQ don't score yourself among the ranks of the brightest minds in the history of the world.
I am never real comfortable saying this and sounds big headed, but here I go. I have always done ok in school, but always in gifted programs, found out later my IQ was well over 180
posted by zephyr_words at 12:51 PM on July 15, 2011
Gold: SUP BABY I DIDNT READ YOUR PROFILE CUZ I DONT LIKE READING. U WANNA GET SOME FRANZIA N TALK?
posted by IanMorr at 12:53 PM on July 15, 2011
posted by IanMorr at 12:53 PM on July 15, 2011
ain no brain stank gon don did CRIBBY WIBBLES
We can do this:
ain no brain stank gon don did CRIBBY WIBBLES
Ain't no brand(?) __ stank _____ gonna done-did the Crib-y wibbles
I'm not going to wiggle in the crib(?) with no brand of stank ______
I won't sleep with a whorish or unpleasant type of lady [edit.: or perhaps I will, just not in my bed]
posted by 2bucksplus at 12:53 PM on July 15, 2011
We can do this:
ain no brain stank gon don did CRIBBY WIBBLES
Ain't no brand(?) __ stank _____ gonna done-did the Crib-y wibbles
I'm not going to wiggle in the crib(?) with no brand of stank ______
I won't sleep with a whorish or unpleasant type of lady [edit.: or perhaps I will, just not in my bed]
posted by 2bucksplus at 12:53 PM on July 15, 2011
Ha! That teach them to try and make an emotional connection.
posted by The Whelk at 12:54 PM on July 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 12:54 PM on July 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
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