Ever told the truth on your CV?
July 22, 2011 3:09 AM   Subscribe

Curriculum Vitiate "I’ve been dragging an employment history littered with insubordination, petty acts of rebellion and a devil-may-care attitude toward punctuality to the doors of employers across the globe in an increasingly desperate attempt to secure gainful, fulfilling and – crucially – monetarily rewarding employment."
posted by mygodimissyou (7 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Horrible Post and probably a self-link too -- vacapinta -- vacapinta



 
Pepsi Blue?
posted by malusmoriendumest at 3:17 AM on July 22, 2011 [1 favorite]


I will consider reading this when this person realizes that a left margin serves a purpose for the reader, until then I will assume this person is the idiot the first paragraph of his resume makes him out to be.
posted by tomswift at 3:22 AM on July 22, 2011 [1 favorite]


Um, is Benedict Gifford the Benedict in the CV?
Most arresting thing in this CV is that someone can reach adult age and still only weigh 56kg. Eat more carbs.
posted by honey-barbara at 3:23 AM on July 22, 2011


I learned that I was not nearly as clever as I’d always assumed I was. A difficult lesson to swallow.

Keep swallowing, buddy.
posted by timshel at 3:30 AM on July 22, 2011


Dear me. This is ill-conceived, Benedict. Ask the mods to delete asap.
posted by likeso at 3:31 AM on July 22, 2011


Get over yourself, Benedict.
posted by Summer at 3:32 AM on July 22, 2011


Proof-reading it for the typos and spelling errors might be a good start. Also learning the difference between "being honest", and "deliberately sabotaging yourself" might earn dividends.
posted by coriolisdave at 3:33 AM on July 22, 2011


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