A Lion Makes For A Heck of a Burglar Deterrent
September 16, 2011 2:43 PM   Subscribe

Would have been 30 burglaries, but they encountered a lion Two women nicknamed the "Thelma and Louise bandits" managed to burglarize 29 homes. They were able to gain access mostly through unlocked windows, making their getaway via public transportation. After stealing electronics, television sets, marijuana and more from 29 homes they were stymied by one home that allegedly held a lion.
posted by 2manyusernames (6 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This isn't even "news of the weird" as "news of the thieves with a clever excuse for failure" -- restless_nomad



 
Wow, Christina Ricci's career has really hit the skids, eh?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:46 PM on September 16, 2011


They're crazy. That lion must be worth something, they should have stolen it.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 2:48 PM on September 16, 2011


Mike Tyson gets mad when you steal from him.
posted by Chuffy at 2:49 PM on September 16, 2011


fark
posted by mrgrimm at 2:51 PM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


Maybe they were alliance, and the girls were just confused.
posted by flaterik at 2:55 PM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


Heh heh. I bet they got out of that place pretty fast.
posted by stinkycheese at 3:01 PM on September 16, 2011


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