Separated at Birth?

April 8, 2000 12:34 AM

Separated at Birth? Angelina Jolie has been chosen to play Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider movie. I must say that from the neck up, she's actually a pretty good choice. (From the neck down, no woman alive measures up.)

The only problem is that Ms. Jolie is California, not England. I wonder how well she can do an English accent.

"Val Girl Lara" just doesn't make it.
posted by Steven Den Beste (1 comment total)

Nope; you're right. She isn't 'all that'; not by at least 2 cup sizes.

I debate your assertion that 'no woman alive measures up[' though; I saw one the other day who probably could do it...

Cheers,
-- jra
posted by baylink at 10:25 AM on April 8, 2000