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July 1, 2014 8:34 AM Subscribe
From going out to "buy bagels" to memorizing the location of every Barnes and Noble within a 30-block radius, the length some women will go to avoid taking a dump near their boyfriends.
This post was deleted for the following reason: This isn't going over well, sorry. -- restless_nomad
Gender essentialism and confirmation bias, all rolled into one impressively dumb article.
posted by ocherdraco at 8:42 AM on July 1, 2014 [3 favorites]
posted by ocherdraco at 8:42 AM on July 1, 2014 [3 favorites]
When they [men] finally emerge they grin, bursting with pride at their accomplishment, and will occasionally comment about their dump. Women, on the other hand, will never do this.
The author has never met my partner.
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 8:42 AM on July 1, 2014 [7 favorites]
The author has never met my partner.
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 8:42 AM on July 1, 2014 [7 favorites]
This article is like 13 years old.
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 8:43 AM on July 1, 2014
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 8:43 AM on July 1, 2014
This article is pre-9/11.
Everything changed.
Now women shit with the bathroom door open.
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 8:45 AM on July 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
Everything changed.
Now women shit with the bathroom door open.
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 8:45 AM on July 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
In more ways than one. (13 years old that is.)
posted by spitbull at 8:45 AM on July 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by spitbull at 8:45 AM on July 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
Pooping at my partner's house > pooping in a public restroom
posted by obfuscation at 8:45 AM on July 1, 2014
posted by obfuscation at 8:45 AM on July 1, 2014
Does the author know that when women give birth they most likely shit all over the place?
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 8:46 AM on July 1, 2014
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 8:46 AM on July 1, 2014
Men have no problem grabbing a magazine, strolling nonchalantly into the bathroom and spending a good 20 minutes in there.
Only 20 minutes? How the hell does one get their MeFi browsing and commenting done in such a short span?!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 8:47 AM on July 1, 2014
Only 20 minutes? How the hell does one get their MeFi browsing and commenting done in such a short span?!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 8:47 AM on July 1, 2014
Does the author know that when women give birth they most likely shit all over the place?
Boy, that must confuse the fairies sprinkling pixie dust on the bundle of joy the stork is delivering.
posted by yoink at 8:48 AM on July 1, 2014
Boy, that must confuse the fairies sprinkling pixie dust on the bundle of joy the stork is delivering.
posted by yoink at 8:48 AM on July 1, 2014
Sounds like the best of the web to me...
In all seriousness, I miss the days when I never saw this kind of 3rd rate click-bait on Metafilter.
posted by ryanshepard at 8:48 AM on July 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
In all seriousness, I miss the days when I never saw this kind of 3rd rate click-bait on Metafilter.
posted by ryanshepard at 8:48 AM on July 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
Yeah, the place went to shit once the user IDs broke 5 digits.
posted by truex at 8:49 AM on July 1, 2014
posted by truex at 8:49 AM on July 1, 2014
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