A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
March 17, 2015 11:20 AM Subscribe

A wonderful (or possibly) terrible thread on Reddit features many answers to the question: What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time? Among the many "gems" are many variations on "What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?" (A: Make me one with everything), which, it turns out, someone actually told to the Dalai Lama.
posted by blahblahblah (3 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I'm loath to deny anyone jokes, because jokes are the best, but we've had reddit joke threads in the recent enough past that I don't think it's time for another one. -- LobsterMitten

ah, ok.... here's the r/jokes top picks, some better than others
posted by growabrain at 11:25 AM on March 17, 2015

Obligatory LobsterMitten profile
posted by Going To Maine at 11:30 AM on March 17, 2015

Oh just search for Tim Vine on youtube.
posted by salmacis at 11:35 AM on March 17, 2015

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A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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