The Kivin Method
February 26, 2003 11:09 AM   Subscribe

The Kivin Method Mr. Kivin promises his oral technique (stimulating the mysterious "K" and "C" spots) is "the missing piece of the puzzle that will revolutionize modern sexuality..." Satisfied customers include Laure ("...I responded immediately, couldn't control my leg, and came much faster"), Julian ("It's very good both for couples and for singles." Very flexible singles, presumably) and swingin' Gérard ("Since I learned the Method, my girlfriends call me all the time"). SFW, if nobody reads too closely over your shoulder.
posted by Artifice_Eternity (6 comments total)

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"K" and "C" spots?
I'm still working on that "G" spot.
posted by Scottk at 11:14 AM on February 26, 2003


What is the World Congress of Sexology?
posted by lsd4all at 11:15 AM on February 26, 2003


The K-Spot's the back of my K-Car, baby.
posted by Kafkaesque at 11:22 AM on February 26, 2003


I'm waiting until someone is able to actually describe this method so that I don't have to pay for the video to determine if this new method of stimulation will really make my wife's leg numb.
posted by ringmaster at 11:24 AM on February 26, 2003


("...I responded immediately, couldn't control my leg, and came much faster"

I can get 2 out of 3 of those by pressing hard on the sciatic nerve. But GĂ©rard's girlfriends hardly ever call me.
posted by luser at 11:25 AM on February 26, 2003


what happened to Laure's other leg?
posted by djspicerack at 11:26 AM on February 26, 2003


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