The Safest Rest You've Ever Had

October 14, 2004 12:03 PM

The Quntum Sleeper. For $160,000 you can invest in a bed that will protect you from hurricanes, terrorists and biological warfare. It will also keep the cat off the comforter once and for all.
posted by Joey Michaels (11 comments total)

That's amazing. I managed to misspell the title of the link. Yay me!

"Quantum."
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:07 PM on October 14, 2004

It happens.

Does the cute little wife come with that $160k price tag or is she extra?

For that much money it should have some offensive weaponry as well. I'm thinking a pop up Mini-gun for close in and maybe a mini missile defense shield?

There had better be a tv in there too!
posted by fenriq at 12:10 PM on October 14, 2004

pike
pike on bed
posted by Outlawyr at 12:15 PM on October 14, 2004

It's ok dfl. . . . . g
We can share the award.


Um, there is an award, right?
posted by Outlawyr at 12:19 PM on October 14, 2004

It looks like a cross between a convertible and a coffin.
posted by carter at 12:21 PM on October 14, 2004

They put the Qunt in Quntum??
posted by devbrain at 12:24 PM on October 14, 2004

See, if I'd spelled Quantum right when I did the search I would have found it. Please delete!
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:49 PM on October 14, 2004

The Quntum Sleeper vs. The Freudian Slipper
posted by Outlawyr at 12:52 PM on October 14, 2004

On the other hand, maybe this should stay up as a dire warning to all that the cut and paste function when combined with dyslexia can lead to public shame and humiliation. Children, don't do what I have done!
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:02 PM on October 14, 2004

The unit can also be fitted with defensive devices customized to the requests of the purchasers such as tear gas spray, robotic arms, or projectile weaponry.

haha
posted by Satapher at 1:04 PM on October 14, 2004

also, god bless blort
posted by Satapher at 1:08 PM on October 14, 2004