Lohan Freestyle.
December 13, 2004 7:20 AM   Subscribe

Lohan Freestyle. It's not Friday, but I couldn't resist passing on this Flash freestyle homage. These guys are actually making 'real' music in Kentucky, although it's not quite as funny or inspired. Representin' the Grand Tetons...NSFW!
posted by NationalKato (26 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: really really dumb.



 
mysognistic, lowbrow, repetitive, and oh yeah, talks about .

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
posted by cavalier at 7:26 AM on December 13, 2004


ahem, . dang you cache!
posted by cavalier at 7:35 AM on December 13, 2004


you "couldn't resist"? Please, try harder, this isn't Fark.
posted by jonson at 7:39 AM on December 13, 2004


and they are the Tetons, just the Tetons, there is but one Grand Teton.

/peeve
posted by OneOliveShort at 7:43 AM on December 13, 2004


NationalKato.... is this a joke post?
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 7:43 AM on December 13, 2004


(cause I don't get teh funny)
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 7:43 AM on December 13, 2004



posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:47 AM on December 13, 2004


Lohan is teh hot. I get my fix of her at collegehumor tho.
posted by bardic at 7:52 AM on December 13, 2004


hmm...Women's body parts objectified by yet another loser rap artist.

there's nothing like waking up to pimpin' ho'z and gettin yo thug on here in da dirty dirty south, ATL (bleh)
posted by Hands of Manos at 7:55 AM on December 13, 2004


In other news, the Quality of MeFi Index was down significantly today raising fears of another "Black Monday". . .
posted by spock at 8:08 AM on December 13, 2004


Oh holy mother of God. Why is the publication I'm an editor for mentioned in the credits? I hope that no one I know is responsible for this.
posted by TheGoldenOne at 8:15 AM on December 13, 2004


although it's not quite as funny or inspired

That's really hard to believe.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 8:24 AM on December 13, 2004


as much as this might not be mefi material, I have to say "hotter then a nigger that's wearin' four sweaters" is an inspired bit of lyricism.
posted by cmyr at 8:25 AM on December 13, 2004


Oy Vey...
posted by black8 at 8:58 AM on December 13, 2004




"hotter then a nigger that's wearin' four sweaters"

I can't wait to use this the next time I go to a NAACP rally. Perhaps I'll make t-shirts...oh, or....t-sweaters (four of them)

but I must ask two things.

Is it "than" instead of "then?"

and

do niggers really get hotter in four sweaters than say, crackers? what about camel jockeys or spics? chinks, bitches, japs?...did I leave anyone out?
posted by Hands of Manos at 9:19 AM on December 13, 2004


On a scale of one to ten, I give this a negative sixteen billion.
posted by jefbla at 9:28 AM on December 13, 2004


as much as this might not be mefi material, I have to say "hotter then a nigger that's wearin' four sweaters" is an inspired bit of lyricism.

Thanks for clearing that up. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why wearing faux sweaters would be hot.
posted by spock at 9:32 AM on December 13, 2004


I say: Lighten up, you p.c. punkass bitchaz.

Like you never listened to the Geto Boys when you were young.
posted by fungible at 9:50 AM on December 13, 2004


Dude, wtf is with like lindsay lohan gettin so much attention. Doesn't anyone thinks it's kinda gross that she's being marketed as a sex symbol and she's like 18yrs. + 0.0001 s. old. Sick dudes,
aside from that, clearly a brilliant use of flash and the english language.
posted by Glibaudio at 9:55 AM on December 13, 2004


She breaks my heart... used to be a cutie, but with all that silicon she's looking like Jenna Jameson.

Jack White agrees.
posted by Flem Snopes at 10:28 AM on December 13, 2004


While I find this piece abominably misogynistic, I do agree with their thesis.
posted by Hildago at 10:29 AM on December 13, 2004


clearly a brilliant use of flash and the english language.

yes, that's possibly the best use of a pirated version of flash 3 that I've ever seen.

is that a new version of ebonics they are using?
posted by Hands of Manos at 10:47 AM on December 13, 2004


She looked fan-f'in-tastic on SNL the other night.

On preview: And this says a few things about me: 1)I'm into jailbait and 2) I'm one of the few people who still watches SNL. (But I was out of good porn, so WTF.)
posted by bardic at 10:51 AM on December 13, 2004


big ass kitties

Yes, I know this last one is fake. But at least I had nothing to do with this FPP.
posted by Aknaton at 11:23 AM on December 13, 2004


I do not know who Lohan is. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 1:25 PM on December 13, 2004


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