Flying Spaghetti Monster guy needs a job that won't make his head asplode
August 4, 2005 1:35 PM Subscribe
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. It started as an open letter to the Kansas School Board. It's now well on it's way to becoming the largest religion in America (ok, so maybe not quite that big). The guy needs a job that won't make his head explode. So buy a shirt already.
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Nothing but yet another attempt at corporate shilling!
I keed, I keed.
posted by ericb at 1:56 PM on August 4, 2005
I keed, I keed.
posted by ericb at 1:56 PM on August 4, 2005
I, for one, welcome our new flying Spaghetti Monster overlords.
posted by Parannoyed at 2:11 PM on August 4, 2005
posted by Parannoyed at 2:11 PM on August 4, 2005
ericb: "Nothing but yet another attempt at corporate shilling!
I keed, I keed."
FlyingSpaghettiMonsterBlue?
posted by John Smallberries at 2:16 PM on August 4, 2005
I keed, I keed."
FlyingSpaghettiMonsterBlue?
posted by John Smallberries at 2:16 PM on August 4, 2005
One of the great e-mail messages sent to Bobby - the Holy Creator of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website:
"Thank-you for supporting this cause. It's about time we Pastafarians got some vaildation."posted by ericb at 2:37 PM on August 4, 2005
Be warned, however - you probably shouldn't try to emulate FSM and offer to touch people with your Noodly Appendage.
Heh. Noodly.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 2:44 PM on August 4, 2005
Heh. Noodly.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 2:44 PM on August 4, 2005
When I was young, I was touched by a pirate in objectionable ways.
But today, they tell me it's not their fault - pirates are influenced by the pasta agenda.
posted by CynicalKnight at 3:22 PM on August 4, 2005
But today, they tell me it's not their fault - pirates are influenced by the pasta agenda.
posted by CynicalKnight at 3:22 PM on August 4, 2005
I'd like to know more about this inverse correlation between the number of pirates and global warming. Does anyone have any further information on this?
Thank you.
posted by Moral Animal at 3:35 PM on August 4, 2005
Thank you.
posted by Moral Animal at 3:35 PM on August 4, 2005
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