Go fuck a duck

October 7, 2005 10:18 AM

The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)
posted by Kwantsar (16 comments total)

...but not the last... (ominous strings)...
posted by billysumday at 10:20 AM on October 7, 2005

dear AskMefi,

I really want to fuck a dead duck but I don't know how to do it. Please Help!

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posted by PenguinBukkake at 10:20 AM on October 7, 2005

Double post.
posted by Rothko at 10:22 AM on October 7, 2005

I guess we all get that urge sometimes.
posted by 517 at 10:23 AM on October 7, 2005

A much better Ig Nobel post would have been this story about fake dog balls. Lazy FPP.
posted by Rothko at 10:24 AM on October 7, 2005

Double posts usually refer to having already been posted on MetaFilter. I'm not sure how its a double post if the Guardian's got it to.

Is gay necrophilia worse than hetero necrophilia and if so, why?
posted by fenriq at 10:25 AM on October 7, 2005

It's fussier.
posted by dhoyt at 10:26 AM on October 7, 2005

Oh, go fuck a dead duck.
posted by Pollomacho at 10:27 AM on October 7, 2005

I'm not sure how its a double post if the Guardian's got it to.

It's a double post in the same sense were someone to post a newsfilter FPP from a different online newspaper.
posted by Rothko at 10:28 AM on October 7, 2005

A buck for a fuck, a fuck for a buck and a couple of bucks for a fucked up duck?

This could only be better if it had been a buck having sex with the dead duck. Then it would be cross-species homosexual necrophilia!
posted by fenriq at 10:29 AM on October 7, 2005

A much better Ig Nobel post would have been this story about fake dog balls. Lazy FPP.

quonsar linked neuticles in a thread, once upon a time. Lazy comment.
posted by Kwantsar at 10:31 AM on October 7, 2005

Don't cry, Kwantsar. They hang you from the ropes around here for that stuff.
posted by Rothko at 10:34 AM on October 7, 2005

Rothko, people get more irritated with intentional and pointless derails. Such as the one you're engaging in right now.

Four comments out of 12 (now 13), all negative, all derails. Please step away from the keyboard and go outside and get some fresh air and some perspective.

Thanks for not playing.
posted by fenriq at 10:37 AM on October 7, 2005

Isn't that a really old story? I remember reading about this several years ago.

Really, I'm not merely trying to rain on someone's parade, honest.
posted by clevershark at 10:42 AM on October 7, 2005

Oh, come on Fenriq, this whole thread is a derail!
posted by Pollomacho at 10:42 AM on October 7, 2005

Careful, clevershark, the village elders have spoken.
posted by Rothko at 10:44 AM on October 7, 2005