KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

October 13, 2005 1:01 AM

Vote for your ruler. When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote. -- Your Future President and Eternal Ruler.
posted by loquacious (9 comments total)

Same name, even.
posted by blacklite at 1:09 AM on October 13, 2005

He seems like a new type of politician, not a Beltway insider.
posted by 235w103 at 1:09 AM on October 13, 2005

Bad form, loquacious.
posted by NinjaPirate at 1:09 AM on October 13, 2005

I blame the Philter code search capability.
posted by NewBornHippy at 1:16 AM on October 13, 2005

ZOD IS DISPLEASED WITH DUPLICATION OF EFFORT. IT IS INEFFICIENT! REPORT TO ME AT ONCE AND KNEEL SO YOU MAY BE DISINTEGRATED! BY NON!
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:33 AM on October 13, 2005

I love the Kids' Page.
posted by brundlefly at 1:40 AM on October 13, 2005

there is no blame to be placed on the mefi search.

Kneel before the google search on the search page!
posted by shmegegge at 1:45 AM on October 13, 2005

I know how to defeat Zod from within. Have him get in touch with Bob Shrum.
posted by maryh at 2:35 AM on October 13, 2005

Snootchie bootchies! hehehehehe!

(DISCLAIMER: Someone had to do it, and while I am fully aware it did not have to be me, I did it just the same.)
posted by deusdiabolus at 2:47 AM on October 13, 2005