The Official Krystle Craig Web Site

October 27, 2005 9:20 AM

The Official Krystle Craig Web Site Krystle Likes to sing and write. She also seems to enjoy playing with her neonatal doll which she treats like a real child....
posted by Billistics (19 comments total)

Billistics, you killed the site. Geocities can be very fragile, what with bandwidth restrictions and all.
posted by anastasiav at 9:24 AM on October 27, 2005

er. we broke it.
posted by kalimac at 9:24 AM on October 27, 2005

Down already. Good job, Metafilterians!
posted by cmonkey at 9:24 AM on October 27, 2005

and it took all of what, 4 minutes for it to die?
posted by gren at 9:25 AM on October 27, 2005

I would like to be the first person (ok, on preview, the fourth person) to comment on this geocities site which " has exceeded its allocated data transfer", based on the description alone, I would think that perhaps FARK is looking for this link...
posted by HuronBob at 9:25 AM on October 27, 2005

damn...5th person
don't make me post again!
posted by HuronBob at 9:25 AM on October 27, 2005

In the absence of working links, allow me to offer a newbornnursery.com slideshow.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 9:28 AM on October 27, 2005

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd get meself to MeTa and whine about what crappy FPPs Geocities pages make. But it's been said before.
posted by mds35 at 10:12 AM on October 27, 2005

Bet Matt nukes this post. He yanked one the other day because it couldn't handle the traffic.
posted by orange swan at 10:16 AM on October 27, 2005

Shame, sounds awful creepy.
posted by jack_mo at 10:17 AM on October 27, 2005

stbalbach: "As always, the sex industry led the way with a new medium, Real Doll. Now we have babies. Soon we will have fake grandparents, eh an entire fake family for the lonely Christmas season."

I don't understand. Are you suggesting that the Real Doll predated baby dolls? I'm spinlocking on your statement and I can't come up with a way to parse it that isn't totally baffling.
posted by Plutor at 10:35 AM on October 27, 2005

Fall into the GAP!
posted by cloeburner at 11:18 AM on October 27, 2005

Plutor - I believe he meant "real" in the same realm as "real dolls" which are almost life-like (I've heard). I don't recall seeing these creepy "Real Babies" until a couple of years ago when I was strolling through a mall. Some kiosk had them lined up on a shelf, all creepy looking, their eyes piercing my soul.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:42 AM on October 27, 2005

Kevin, I think we are all having trouble understanding how a Real Doll could have grown up out of one of these neonatal dolls if they didn't yet exist...cloning was probably involved.
posted by cusack at 11:51 AM on October 27, 2005

Geocities? Really? C'mon.
posted by mrgrimm at 12:06 PM on October 27, 2005

Linking to a geocities site is basically like purposefully linking to a 404 page.

How much traffic can a geocities site handle? 3 visitors an hour?

I'm quite surprised geocities even exists anymore. What is their model? It certainly isn't pageviews -> ads -> profit.
posted by Ynoxas at 12:47 PM on October 27, 2005

stbalbach: "As always, the sex industry led the way with a new medium, Real Doll.

Somehow that comment made this about 87% more disturbing.
posted by maryh at 1:54 PM on October 27, 2005

Somehow that comment made this about 87% more disturbing.


Ooooh.......eeeeeewh! Now it's icky. Maryh, you're my new Halloween Hero.
posted by dejah420 at 2:27 PM on October 27, 2005

I'm quite surprised geocities even exists anymore. What is their model? It certainly isn't pageviews -> ads -> profit.

Dude. Ads *on the Bandwidth Exceeded page*.
posted by cortex at 6:46 AM on October 28, 2005