Like father like daughter

December 14, 2005 12:28 PM

An interview with Jenna Bush's coke dealer is available. Seems he still has her drivers license which she forgot one night. OTOH, his interpol claims are not entirely with it.
posted by jeffburdges (35 comments total)

So with some people it's good to make fun of their drug habits, and with others it's good to have sympathy for them and hope they ditch it? Can anyone provide me some rule whereby I know who goes into which category? Thanks!
posted by xmutex at 12:30 PM on December 14, 2005

Can't connect to the first link. No mention of cocaine in the others. Cut and paste?
posted by mrgrimm at 12:31 PM on December 14, 2005

Can anyone provide me some rule whereby I know who goes into which category?

If somebody loses their wallet with $1,000 in it, it's OK to make fun of them.
posted by mrgrimm at 12:31 PM on December 14, 2005

xmutex: If it is you or somebody you know and like, you should have synpathy for them. If it somebody you do not know or do not like, you should make fun of them for it.

Hope this clarifies things.
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:34 PM on December 14, 2005

Don't know about the rest of it but that T-bird guy is a total dick.
posted by tkchrist at 12:42 PM on December 14, 2005

i am betting 50% of the comments in this thread will be deleted. so far i am right.
posted by wakko at 12:43 PM on December 14, 2005

I believe he's referring to Interpol the band which makes sense 'cause apparently they're a bunch of cokeheads.
posted by cloeburner at 12:45 PM on December 14, 2005

exactly what I thought, cloeburner
posted by bashos_frog at 12:47 PM on December 14, 2005

Deleting lame jokes from a lame post? Lame!
posted by selfnoise at 12:49 PM on December 14, 2005

anyone remember when ashton kutcher's friend got the bush daughters stoned at his house?
posted by wakko at 12:49 PM on December 14, 2005

(i bet they don't!)

/short term memory loss
posted by wakko at 12:50 PM on December 14, 2005

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posted by JeffK at 12:52 PM on December 14, 2005

OK so Jenna Bush was in a bar called Happy Endings Baby Fat Fat Baby, and lost her wallet while helping clean the bar at closing got so wasted that she lost her wallet, which was crammed with $1000. The bartender coke dealer who found the wallet returned it to her but stole the $1000 including with the $1000, but kept her Texas student ID driver's license as a souveneir.

Every detail in this story is contraicted. I'm just glad they all agree which Bush twin it was.
posted by b_thinky at 12:53 PM on December 14, 2005

I cannot begin to fathom how many eightballs it would require to do what this guy is alluding to. Jesus.
posted by bhance at 12:53 PM on December 14, 2005

the hot one?
posted by wakko at 12:54 PM on December 14, 2005

I would flag my inappropriately deleted comment as ironic as well as the deleted comment, which was a note that this post was flagged as ironic. Thanks, admins.
posted by Rothko at 12:55 PM on December 14, 2005

I'd like to flag Rothko's post as "a splinter in my mind, driving me mad".
posted by selfnoise at 12:56 PM on December 14, 2005

this link was farked this morning - mmm. Leftovers.

Anyone thinking that the oligarchy must live by the same rules as the proles should be shot for being underamerican and not appreciating the strategery of the entire situation.
posted by isopraxis at 12:57 PM on December 14, 2005

Shrub would never have gotten elected if people had made fun of his drug habit more. How may Yale graduates now wish they'd taken cameras to parties?
posted by jeffburdges at 12:58 PM on December 14, 2005

she's going to be President one day, mark my words. Jenna is a wreck.
posted by amberglow at 1:01 PM on December 14, 2005

if the SS gets to him, they'll lock him up like they did to Quayle's dealer.
posted by amberglow at 1:03 PM on December 14, 2005

Page doesn't load for me. The Coral Cache version does, but it's terribly slow.

So with some people it's good to make fun of their drug habits...

In all seriousness: what part of the text (in the articles, the link summary, or the comments before your own) do you read as making fun? Because I'm just not seeing it.
posted by Western Infidels at 1:05 PM on December 14, 2005

posted by wakko at 1:06 PM on December 14, 2005

Here's the text of the article, anyway:

No Happy Ending For Jenna Bush

Jenna Bush's infamous ID-gate videotape is raising more questions than the Zapruder film. According to a source who has seen the footage—which features a self-described downtown coke dealer relating his late-night run-in with the First Daughter, and brandishing her college ID as a souvenir—the man insinuates that the two shared more than just drinks.

A well-informed source, who has a DVD copy of the interview shot by tbirdshow.com's Travis Poston, says that at one point the dealer claims that the young, blonde Jenna Bush with the Texas accent he hung out with that night (and who happened to leave behind Jenna Bush's belongings) had been "helping [him] clean up" the bar after a long night of partying.

(A publicist for First Lady Laura Bush has unequivocally denied that her daughter has ever been to the Chinatown bar, Happy Ending, even though we hear the UT-Austin ID card displayed in the film clearly shows the hard-partying political liability's name, picture and student ID number.)

According to the New York Post's Page Six, the Secret Service are reportedly taking the tape seriously enough to investigate, and we hear they're not the only ones. When Fresh Intelligence emailed tbirdshow.com about securing selected clips to host on this site, we received the following curt response: "There are about ten top papers fighting for that footage. Get in line."

Needless to say, "if a coke dealer has your ID it doesn't look so good," quipped the source.

Apparently, the affable salesman doesn't limit his company to presidential offspring. "He brags on camera that he's down with all the members of Interpol," our source says. "And everybody in the club that walks by in the video says 'hi' to him."

Reps for Bush and Interpol could not be reached by press time.

posted by RylandDotNet at 1:08 PM on December 14, 2005

In other news: Lower East Side coke dealer loses 80% of clients.
posted by NationalKato at 1:12 PM on December 14, 2005

yeah why would a coke dealer brag about these kinds of things? why would any drug dealer ever let a newspaper know he dealt?
posted by wakko at 1:13 PM on December 14, 2005

If the SS comes after him, he'd better wave a flag of surrender!
posted by Rothko at 1:14 PM on December 14, 2005

That bar is across the street from my apartment, so now I have one more thing to blame the Bush family for -- keeping me up on weeknights.
posted by jrb223 at 1:19 PM on December 14, 2005

yeah why would a coke dealer brag about these kinds of things?

Uhh, lets see, cause it's Jenna fucking Bush... He just made the mistake of explaining it on camera in the information age.

why would any drug dealer ever let a newspaper know he dealt?

He didn't. He let some dork with a camera know, and that dork posted it to his website.
posted by SweetJesus at 1:20 PM on December 14, 2005

xmutex, if your father is a giant hypocrite who has never admitted a mistake, and the most powerful men in the world who claims to be in on a mission from god, who has used, or had his henchmenn use, character assasination campaigns and every other trick in the book to smear anyone in his way to the thrown, sorry, but you'd better watch your clubbing behavior. Did you see the snotty Jen and Barb segment at the '04 GOP convention? Anybody have that on video? If they were characters in a slasher movie you'd know they'd be getting killed next.
posted by tula at 1:27 PM on December 14, 2005

yeah why would a coke dealer brag about these kinds of things?

Maybe he was high?
posted by Pollomacho at 1:27 PM on December 14, 2005

What comments have been deleted?
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:33 PM on December 14, 2005

When I do bumps with the president's daughter I keep it to myself.
posted by I Foody at 1:34 PM on December 14, 2005

What comments have been deleted?

Don't mention you've flagged. You'll get flogged.
posted by wakko at 1:37 PM on December 14, 2005

Easy guys, you're jumping to conclusions. She was just helping the dude clean up the bar.

You know, vacuuming. Some sort of... powder.
posted by The Monkey at 2:01 PM on December 14, 2005