The Crimson King goes to Redmond

January 10, 2006 4:09 AM

The Crimson King goes to Redmond... Though it may not be an innovative and revolutionary step forward in OS technology at least the soundtrack will be cool.
posted by thrakintosh (20 comments total)

Oops!
posted by thrakintosh at 4:11 AM on January 10, 2006

That's two minutes of your life you will never get back, my friend :)
posted by XiBe at 4:26 AM on January 10, 2006

I'll add it to the pile.
posted by thrakintosh at 4:51 AM on January 10, 2006

I found a moonrock in my nose!
posted by milnak at 5:05 AM on January 10, 2006

It's all about turning red.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 5:06 AM on January 10, 2006

Sellout!
posted by OmieWise at 5:09 AM on January 10, 2006

(Chorus)

I ain't ever had nobody show me all the things
That you done showed me
In a special way I feel when you hold me
We gon' always be together baby
That is what you told and
I believe it cuz I ain't never had
Nobody do me like you

[Bow Wow]
Now I done been with different kind of OSes
So like I done seen them all
But ain't none of them at all (like you)
And I done seen the best of the best
Baby, still I ain't impressed cuz
Ain't none of them at all (like you)
If you know how I feel when I chill
Look, if I'm seen with a PC
Then it's gotta be just (like you)
And baby thats the way I feel
And I ain't got no choice
But for me to keep it real
Cuz when we first got together
Starting mousing out you was skeptical at first
Had to figure out if
I was the kind of guy that
Would try to *NIX you out but
I ain't that kind of guy you try to make me out
You found out when you turned to my baby
I showed them other geeks
How to treat a PC
I let you drive when I ride them Updates
And I ain't trippin' or actin' shady
Cuz baby you know

(Chorus)

[Ciara]
And everytime I think about you I smile
When you zoom, when you crash, when you restart
Your filing system is amazing to me
I can't wait till I install you (I wanna be with you again)
And everytime your out on the Net (I'll make a trip)
And whenever you're doing a document (I see you're writing a letter)
That I'm your main OS
Who got that game subsystem
One in the same OS
The one you can hang with
posted by VulcanMike at 5:16 AM on January 10, 2006

So how did you find a dupe so quickly after you posted?
posted by smackfu at 6:05 AM on January 10, 2006

I was thinking that Microsoft might adopt this The Great Deceiver as their King Crimson tune of choice.
posted by SteveInMaine at 6:06 AM on January 10, 2006

Last post!
posted by sveskemus at 6:08 AM on January 10, 2006

No, really. Last post.
posted by ijoshua at 6:13 AM on January 10, 2006

Last comment before deletion.
posted by killdevil at 6:14 AM on January 10, 2006

Mooo!
posted by Chunder at 6:18 AM on January 10, 2006

Last comment. I mean it.
posted by mr.marx at 6:25 AM on January 10, 2006

Robert Fripp told me I should get a Mac.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:26 AM on January 10, 2006

JTLeroy is a woman!
posted by 8 Bit at 6:26 AM on January 10, 2006

Abandon hope all ye who have commented above.

This will be the last comment before deletion.
posted by killdevil at 6:33 AM on January 10, 2006

Look on this comment, ye Mighty, and despair!
posted by ijoshua at 6:46 AM on January 10, 2006

Last!
posted by slater at 6:54 AM on January 10, 2006

Last Comment Before Deletion.
posted by ND¢ at 7:00 AM on January 10, 2006