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September 7, 2006 11:42 AM Subscribe
No. 8. -- One of the Best Ways to Meet a Direct Attack upon the Head with a very Heavy Stick when Armed with an Ordinary Stick. [via Deadspin]
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so the september contest is $30 for the suckiest post of the day?
posted by snofoam at 11:54 AM on September 7, 2006
posted by snofoam at 11:54 AM on September 7, 2006
I learned everything I need to know about stick fighting from Xiao Xiao.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:54 AM on September 7, 2006
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:54 AM on September 7, 2006
cool link, tho.
posted by owhydididoit at 11:55 AM on September 7, 2006
posted by owhydididoit at 11:55 AM on September 7, 2006
Start the animated gifs!
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:55 AM on September 7, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:55 AM on September 7, 2006
do we need all the fancy-pants manouvering when all you have to do is just shove a pineapple down his windpipe?
posted by gorgor_balabala at 11:55 AM on September 7, 2006
posted by gorgor_balabala at 11:55 AM on September 7, 2006
This is, like, the ninth time I've seen this. Someone get me a video of an exploding whale, stat!
posted by frogan at 11:58 AM on September 7, 2006
posted by frogan at 11:58 AM on September 7, 2006
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:05 PM on September 7, 2006 [2 favorites]
Excellent. That's going into my permanent collection.
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:06 PM on September 7, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:06 PM on September 7, 2006
Damn, I knew I shoulda put a 'lil & in the corner.
And instead of "Vile Knave!", "A TRIPLE, EVEN?!?" woulda worked much better.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:10 PM on September 7, 2006
And instead of "Vile Knave!", "A TRIPLE, EVEN?!?" woulda worked much better.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:10 PM on September 7, 2006
These tactics are useless in real street fighting. What if your attacker has a banana?
posted by justkevin at 12:12 PM on September 7, 2006
posted by justkevin at 12:12 PM on September 7, 2006
Sorry. Beat me with a heavy stick. I searched for the link and keywords and still fucked it all up.
posted by karmaville at 12:14 PM on September 7, 2006
posted by karmaville at 12:14 PM on September 7, 2006
I'm sure that I could find all the actual details to this story by about thirty seconds of googling, but I would rather tell my mixed up and frequently wrong version of this historical tale: There was once this Senator from the great state of South Carolina who got pissed off by another Senator (I think that the other guy said slavery was bad or some such other impertinence) and so the Senator from the great state of South Carolina caned his ass on the Senate floor. Guy just picked up his cane and beat the shit out of that damn yankee right there in the middle of the Senate. Then we went to war and beat y'all up right good. That is how I remember it at least.
posted by ND¢ at 12:15 PM on September 7, 2006
posted by ND¢ at 12:15 PM on September 7, 2006
Having so hooked his foot, pull his legs apart, and bring him to the ground, when you can apply the stick where and how you please.
Oh yeaaaaaah....
posted by ColdChef at 12:16 PM on September 7, 2006
Oh yeaaaaaah....
posted by ColdChef at 12:16 PM on September 7, 2006
This post is worth it just for Alvy Ampersand's contribution.
posted by lekvar at 12:16 PM on September 7, 2006
posted by lekvar at 12:16 PM on September 7, 2006
"Jusht like a fop to bring an umbrella to a gunfight"
posted by stenseng at 12:21 PM on September 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by stenseng at 12:21 PM on September 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
poop lol
posted by thirteenkiller at 12:23 PM on September 7, 2006
posted by thirteenkiller at 12:23 PM on September 7, 2006
I had just opened the comments to say "Please, won't someone animate some of these??"
I'm amending my comment to: "Please, won't someone animate MORE of these??"
posted by hermitosis at 12:25 PM on September 7, 2006
I'm amending my comment to: "Please, won't someone animate MORE of these??"
posted by hermitosis at 12:25 PM on September 7, 2006
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