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January 8, 2008 11:03 PM   Subscribe

Taser unveils 1GB stun gun/mp3 player at CES.
posted by phaedon (19 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: A double post? I'm stunned! -- cortex



 
Double

Sorry.
posted by kayjay at 11:07 PM on January 8, 2008


Nuts!
posted by phaedon at 11:08 PM on January 8, 2008


Volts!
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:19 PM on January 8, 2008


It's all the buzz, apparently.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:27 PM on January 8, 2008


You know, if you feel so threatened that you have to carry a weapon, perhaps obscuring your hearing isn't the wisest plan.
posted by Mitrovarr at 11:31 PM on January 8, 2008 [5 favorites]


Shocking!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:47 PM on January 8, 2008


Next up: taser/perfume. then taser/fresh mints. taser/gum. taser/toilet bowl cover. taser/tampon. taser/shark repellent. taser/chewy candy. taser/shotgun.
posted by puke & cry at 11:53 PM on January 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


Astro Zombie 3?
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:55 PM on January 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


Narf narf narf chew chew narf rrrooowrrn NARF chew chew ZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTZZZZZZZTTTTHHHHHHHHHH.

Urk.
posted by Astro Zombie 3 at 11:56 PM on January 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


Whoah. There was a stun gun in this thread. Sorry, man.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:57 PM on January 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


Also, Taser: The Home Game. And Taser: the Flamethrower.
posted by puke & cry at 11:59 PM on January 8, 2008


You're not sorry at all, are you Astro Zombie? You were totally just fucking with him. Man, you're SUCH a dick to your sockpuppets.
posted by dersins at 11:59 PM on January 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


He's just so easy to fuck with.
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:07 AM on January 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


Dude. He's brain damaged. Of course he's easy to fuck with.
posted by dersins at 12:11 AM on January 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


I don't have the money to register the previous 11 CitrusFreaks as sockpuppets, nor do I have a shtick that would necessitate the purchasing of said sockpuppets.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 12:47 AM on January 9, 2008


Well, come back when you do.
posted by ryanrs at 2:00 AM on January 9, 2008


Hi mom
posted by Pendragon at 3:22 AM on January 9, 2008


Dude. He's brain damaged. Of course he's easy to fuck with.
posted by dersins at 12:11 AM on January 9


BE NICE. He's just as God made him. Or whoever made him.
posted by louche mustachio at 4:29 AM on January 9, 2008


If they added a PEZ dispenser and made it Hello Kitty-themed I'd totally get one. Until then, I'm morally opposed to even the thought of one of these things.
posted by Pecinpah at 4:54 AM on January 9, 2008


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