It seems like your thong is showing.
July 19, 2008 12:05 PM Subscribe
NiceCritic - enabling passive aggression.
This post was deleted for the following reason: poster's request - possible spam harvester. -- jessamyn
You seem to have a noticeable post-bathroom stain.
posted by The Straightener at 12:09 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by The Straightener at 12:09 PM on July 19, 2008
Your wife may have given me the clap. FYI.
posted by Dark Messiah at 12:15 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by Dark Messiah at 12:15 PM on July 19, 2008
Your pants seem to be a little tight. It seems like your thong is showing. I like what you're wearing today.
posted by The Straightener at 12:15 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by The Straightener at 12:15 PM on July 19, 2008
Please return the personal item you took from me.
Yeah, that'll work well anonymously. I also love "Please consider wearing a more updated tie." Is there tie fashion? Perhaps ultra-wide 70s style ties would be the one tie fashion I can think of, but that's more a matter of good looking vs ugly ties, no?
posted by bjrn at 12:17 PM on July 19, 2008
Yeah, that'll work well anonymously. I also love "Please consider wearing a more updated tie." Is there tie fashion? Perhaps ultra-wide 70s style ties would be the one tie fashion I can think of, but that's more a matter of good looking vs ugly ties, no?
posted by bjrn at 12:17 PM on July 19, 2008
Your site seems to be down. You might want to look at that.
posted by availablelight at 12:17 PM on July 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by availablelight at 12:17 PM on July 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
Me: I wonder what the internets have to say about this site. [Googles "nicecritic"]
Google: "Did you mean: necrotic"
posted by spiderwire at 12:24 PM on July 19, 2008 [2 favorites]
Google: "Did you mean: necrotic"
posted by spiderwire at 12:24 PM on July 19, 2008 [2 favorites]
The weight gain really makes you look healthy.
This is under the "anonymous praise" section, but could also be under the "evil frenemy bitch" section.
Can we come up with a MeMail pony based on this?
"You seem to be posting drunk today"
"I was wondering if your medication is still working"
"You could use some help with punctuation"
"Your fark memes are not as amusing as you think they are here"
posted by availablelight at 12:24 PM on July 19, 2008
This is under the "anonymous praise" section, but could also be under the "evil frenemy bitch" section.
Can we come up with a MeMail pony based on this?
"You seem to be posting drunk today"
"I was wondering if your medication is still working"
"You could use some help with punctuation"
"Your fark memes are not as amusing as you think they are here"
posted by availablelight at 12:24 PM on July 19, 2008
Can we come up with a MeMail pony based on this?
Yes, but there would be a 10% chance that any given comment would be posted to a public forum with your name attached.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
posted by tkolar at 12:30 PM on July 19, 2008
Yes, but there would be a 10% chance that any given comment would be posted to a public forum with your name attached.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
posted by tkolar at 12:30 PM on July 19, 2008
It seems like some of the participants in this thread may have anger issues.
posted by The Straightener at 12:34 PM on July 19, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by The Straightener at 12:34 PM on July 19, 2008 [2 favorites]
"Your regularly have anger issues in Metafilter threads"
posted by josher71 at 12:37 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by josher71 at 12:37 PM on July 19, 2008
Sending everything through iContact's email marketing platform kind of rubs me the wrong way.
posted by spiderwire at 12:43 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by spiderwire at 12:43 PM on July 19, 2008
Your use of anonymous e-mail to address problems of this nature suggests that you might be completely chickenshit.
posted by jason's_planet at 12:45 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by jason's_planet at 12:45 PM on July 19, 2008
You might consider quitting your job before we fire you for being stupid.
posted by chillmost at 12:47 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by chillmost at 12:47 PM on July 19, 2008
There's a significant other stain on your blouse.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:58 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:58 PM on July 19, 2008
1. This will be fantastic for sending to friends who I haven't fucked with in a while. Yes, I don't need to actually see a reaction to enjoy the prank. I can simply IMAGINE it.
2. I am not anorexic, but as I understand it, couldn't it easily to just as much harm as good to tell someone recovering from this illness about how awesomely notable their weight-gain is? I honestly don't know, and am curious.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:00 PM on July 19, 2008
2. I am not anorexic, but as I understand it, couldn't it easily to just as much harm as good to tell someone recovering from this illness about how awesomely notable their weight-gain is? I honestly don't know, and am curious.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:00 PM on July 19, 2008
passive aggression.
I don't think this phrase means what you think it means.
Saying "you need to bathe more often" isn't passive aggression, it is plain ol' aggression.
posted by Justinian at 1:15 PM on July 19, 2008
I don't think this phrase means what you think it means.
Saying "you need to bathe more often" isn't passive aggression, it is plain ol' aggression.
posted by Justinian at 1:15 PM on July 19, 2008
1. This will be fantastic for sending to friends who I haven't fucked with in a while. Yes, I don't need to actually see a reaction to enjoy the prank. I can simply IMAGINE it.
Exactly what I'm doing right now.
posted by dontoine at 1:16 PM on July 19, 2008
Exactly what I'm doing right now.
posted by dontoine at 1:16 PM on July 19, 2008
Saying "you need to bathe more often" isn't passive aggression, it is plain ol' aggression.
I think that doing so by way of an anonymous link to a website is the passive part
posted by jpdoane at 1:24 PM on July 19, 2008
I think that doing so by way of an anonymous link to a website is the passive part
posted by jpdoane at 1:24 PM on July 19, 2008
Navelgazer---
you seem to have wandered in from another thread.
Are you closing the door to your microwave oven all the way?
posted by Dizzy at 1:25 PM on July 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
you seem to have wandered in from another thread.
Are you closing the door to your microwave oven all the way?
posted by Dizzy at 1:25 PM on July 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
Your constant complaining about american politics, combined with your absolute refusal to participate in the process of change leave me confused and irritated. Sincerely, the Rest of the WorldTM
posted by blue_beetle at 1:35 PM on July 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by blue_beetle at 1:35 PM on July 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
Dizzy:
This is the right thread, I was referring to the aforementioned "Your weight gain is making you look healthy" message you can send with this.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:47 PM on July 19, 2008
This is the right thread, I was referring to the aforementioned "Your weight gain is making you look healthy" message you can send with this.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:47 PM on July 19, 2008
"Your regularly have anger issues in Metafilter threads"
"Your abuse of the English language, mistaken or otherwise, makes you a subject of mockery."
posted by tkolar at 2:07 PM on July 19, 2008
"Your abuse of the English language, mistaken or otherwise, makes you a subject of mockery."
posted by tkolar at 2:07 PM on July 19, 2008
Allowing others to speak would help the sharing of ideas.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:48 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:48 PM on July 19, 2008
"Your tactic of addressing typographical errors rather than the substance of arguments discredits you rather than your opponents."
posted by Pyry at 2:49 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by Pyry at 2:49 PM on July 19, 2008
Your yawning seems to be particularly loud today.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:52 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:52 PM on July 19, 2008
2. I am not anorexic, but as I understand it, couldn't it easily to just as much harm as good to tell someone recovering from this illness about how awesomely notable their weight-gain is? I honestly don't know, and am curious.
Of course. But the people sending the notes could care less about others' self-esteem, or they would just slip a "You've been looking great recently! What's your secret? New haircut?" into conversation.
But without bringing the other person's problems into it, they have no way of feeling morally superior.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 3:22 PM on July 19, 2008
Of course. But the people sending the notes could care less about others' self-esteem, or they would just slip a "You've been looking great recently! What's your secret? New haircut?" into conversation.
But without bringing the other person's problems into it, they have no way of feeling morally superior.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 3:22 PM on July 19, 2008
How do we know this isn't harvesting email addresses for some nefarious purpose? The site has an "about" page but nothing about who runs it.
posted by crapmatic at 3:24 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by crapmatic at 3:24 PM on July 19, 2008
How do we know this isn't harvesting email addresses for some nefarious purpose? The site has an "about" page but nothing about who runs it.
Worse, the mentally retarded individuals who use this are sending them email addresses without the recipients' permission. Who doesn't love spam?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:32 PM on July 19, 2008
Worse, the mentally retarded individuals who use this are sending them email addresses without the recipients' permission. Who doesn't love spam?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:32 PM on July 19, 2008
Looking at domain registry to see if my ex-mother-in-law is behind this.
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 3:33 PM on July 19, 2008
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 3:33 PM on July 19, 2008
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