Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

December 5, 2008 8:35 AM

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage SLYT [via]
posted by alby (23 comments total)

Heh. His web site actually exists.
posted by Perplexity at 8:43 AM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]

Funny stuff.

Created by these guys
posted by ShadowCrash at 8:45 AM on December 5, 2008

His candor is greatly appreciated in these trying times.
posted by fungible at 9:02 AM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]

Related, I guess: the BIG AZ burger, sold in vending machines.
posted by billysumday at 9:03 AM on December 5, 2008

That was some funny-ass shit right there.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:07 AM on December 5, 2008

ILOL@SLYTP
posted by Stonestock Relentless at 9:27 AM on December 5, 2008

Sketch Comedy is Sketch.
posted by cavalier at 9:29 AM on December 5, 2008

"My website is hosted by Big Dog Eat Child Services."
posted by Nelson at 9:30 AM on December 5, 2008

You ain't the Dukes of Hazzard!

Fantastic. I love the crazy abrupt editing style.
posted by owtytrof at 9:34 AM on December 5, 2008

Ahaha, that's great. I would say thought it could have been cut down just a little, talking about storing "your weed" and being drunk breaks the reality a bit. If it hadn't been for those two lines, and him knocking over the box at the end it would have been more believable -- they pushed it to far.

But over all: A++++++++++++++ WOULD LOL AGAIN.
posted by delmoi at 9:42 AM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]

It's too bad that was a comedy sketch, because that started out as one hell of a used-car-salesman style commercial. Way better than Big Bill Hell's (nsfw)
posted by anthill at 9:46 AM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]

"The mailbox belonging to TOBY JONES is full. Please try again later"

Dang. I wanted to thank him for setting me straight about that Dukes of Hazzard complex I had going.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:20 AM on December 5, 2008

No relation to these guys.
posted by Mcable at 10:40 AM on December 5, 2008

Delmoi: No way, the drunk line was what pushed it over the edge from amusing parody to absurd hootenanny. Props.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:52 AM on December 5, 2008

There was once a really cool band from Memphis called Big Ass Truck.
posted by chillmost at 11:06 AM on December 5, 2008

That's j-o-n-e-sBIGASSTRUCKRENTALANDSTORAGE.COM.
posted by DU at 11:12 AM on December 5, 2008

Store the stuff you bought at the Mini-Mall!
posted by Wet Spot at 11:21 AM on December 5, 2008

I found Mcable's link much more entertaining than the original post.
posted by googly at 11:28 AM on December 5, 2008

No way, the drunk line was what pushed it over the edge from amusing parody to absurd hootenanny.

Yeah, it was when he said "Fact is, I'm pretty drunk right now" that I actually started laughing.
posted by languagehat at 1:07 PM on December 5, 2008

Do YOU know how big a bus is?
posted by grapefruitmoon at 3:26 PM on December 5, 2008

What's an ass truck?
posted by louche mustachio at 5:06 PM on December 5, 2008

Metafilter: Find it on them internets.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 6:28 PM on December 5, 2008

A friend of mine just called him, and I can verify that Jones is, in fact, very real, and very willing to store a truck in his yard for $10.99/month.
posted by patr1ck at 8:58 PM on December 5, 2008