The Wilding of Sarah Palin
January 9, 2011 7:41 AM Subscribe
This is probably the best Sarah Palin fantasy-fanfiction I've seen on the web: The Legendary Chronicles Book V: The Wilding of Sarah Palin. If there's a better one out there, I'd like to see it (really, I would.)
This post was deleted for the following reason: good god no -- cortex
True fact: this story is, verbatim, the last chapter of Jonathan Franzen's Freedom.
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:47 AM on January 9, 2011 [8 favorites]
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:47 AM on January 9, 2011 [8 favorites]
I made it about a paragraph. I honestly don't get why someone would waste time writing that?
posted by cjorgensen at 7:48 AM on January 9, 2011
posted by cjorgensen at 7:48 AM on January 9, 2011
probably the best Sarah Palin fantasy-fanfiction I've seen on the web
How large a sample size are we talking about here?
posted by Joe Beese at 7:51 AM on January 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
How large a sample size are we talking about here?
posted by Joe Beese at 7:51 AM on January 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
I honestly don't get why someone would waste time writing that
Probably appeals to a specificallytargeted surveyed audience.
posted by hal9k at 7:57 AM on January 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
Probably appeals to a specifically
posted by hal9k at 7:57 AM on January 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
True fact: this story is, verbatim, the last chapter of Jonathan Franzen's Freedom.
A++
But doesn't save the incomparable wretchedness of the post.
posted by From Bklyn at 7:58 AM on January 9, 2011
A++
But doesn't save the incomparable wretchedness of the post.
posted by From Bklyn at 7:58 AM on January 9, 2011
Grinning, her jaws found his groin, and with a ravenous bite she tore through his pants and mauled his genitals. She flung him from side to side, until she tore the tender organs from his body with a sickening, ripping sound. Sarah chewed on the severed testicle inside her maw and swallowed it with delight.
posted by fixedgear at 8:03 AM on January 9, 2011
posted by fixedgear at 8:03 AM on January 9, 2011
Not today.
posted by crunchland at 8:08 AM on January 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by crunchland at 8:08 AM on January 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
Not ever.
posted by boo_radley at 8:10 AM on January 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by boo_radley at 8:10 AM on January 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
It takes a certain kind of person. Anthropologists?
posted by parmanparman at 8:11 AM on January 9, 2011
posted by parmanparman at 8:11 AM on January 9, 2011
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