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aaanastasia the desired
seer
No one knows where aaanastasia came from but they were raised by wolves. They read a couple wikipedia pages about hyperbole but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They're terrified of spiders.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
4
Vitality:
5
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
sugar bowl of gumption
appalling bowler hat of interoperation
Spells
Magic Missile
Electrical Ball
Cloud Of Fire
Skills
making routine phone calls
hyperbole
pearlclutching
phrenology