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BlueJae the martyr
descriptivist
BlueJae hails from the belltower of the cathedral, where they were the child of loving parents. A genie granted them knowledge of knot-tying but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They've always wanted to visit the east, where the vast primeval forest still holds sway over all creatures.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
13

Equipment

shield of cajoling
polished pauldron
cobalt blackjack of polygons
doubtful sock of shitposting

Spells

Elemental Of Electrical
Flag It And Move On

Skills

knot-tying
boggling
color coordination
flim-flam