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PussKillian the apostate
sock puppet
PussKillian was discovered in the wilderness, raised by wolves. They read a couple wikipedia pages about petard hoisting and no one knows quite why they left home. For days, they've been followed by a energetic tapir.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
-1 joyful needle
frangible rotary phone
suburban lipstick
Spells
Blizzard Of Puzzle
Curse Of Pepsi Blue
Grar Elemental
Skills
hand-waving
petard hoisting
link-farming
fancy footwork