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sfenders the barbarian
sfenders's past is shrouded in mistrelry but they were the child of loving hippies. They were entrusted with a magical slipper but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They chase the man who left them for dead.
spiked poleaxe of comfort
clefted rubberband gun of benevolence
Summon Puzzle Elemental