Metafilter Character Sheet
dazed_one the ancient
legitimate businessperson
dazed_one was discovered in the wilderness, an only child. Eminent domain displaced their home and they left home seeking adventure. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
18
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
17
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
hangry wand of snakes
two-handed sword of tiny adjustments
fighty keyboard of the chill winter air
shrouded fedora of poise
Spells
Tornado Of Ice
Field Of Bile
Rain Of Hoppitamoppita
Aura Of Puzzle
Skills
bicycle repair
music (non-ukelele)
question begging