Metafilter Character Sheet
sporkwort the wild
lurker
sporkwort's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. A genie granted them knowledge of typography but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They chase the man who left them for dead.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
4
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
16
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
perplexing onesie
tormenting ascot of collusion
pyroelectric beer hat
Spells
Lava Aura
Daemon Of Ice
Cone Of Chill
Skills
whistling
typography
woolgathering
catherding