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rocket88 the sailor king
rocket88 was born in a malodorous dungeon, where they were raised by wolves. They learned tumbling from the Great Oracle but a swindler stole the family noodle. They fear loud noises.
oft-quoted apple newton of forbearance
unpleasant log of pastiche
+3 teflon bandana
No, 'Begs The Question' Doesn't Mean That
Field Of Water