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brujita the constable prince
brujita's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. The villagers turned against them but the disappearance of their frenemy still haunts them. They fear one day returning to a hidden cave-city, reached only by barely-visible steps carved into the canyon wall.
seismic gauntlet of sock darning
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Daggers Of Magnetic