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GuyZero the truly fully licensed hairstylist
acrobat
GuyZero was discovered in the wilderness, orphaned at a young age. The villagers turned against them but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They hope to avenge their second cousin's death.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
5
Equipment
defusing utilikilt
radioactive bustle of iteration
fair leotard of calibration
Spells
Request Pony
Puzzle Storm
I Have A Quick Wedding Etiquette Question
Skills
self-deprecation
lede burying
hyperbole
woolgathering