Metafilter Character Sheet
middleclasstool the insidious
vintner
middleclasstool's past is shrouded in mystery but they were the child of loving parents. They were entrusted with a magical mortarboard and they left home seeking adventure. They travel with their slovenly weasel.
Voracity:
22
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
13
Equipment
repugnant mortarboard of oblivion
poleaxe of yardwork
Spells
Puzzle Elemental
Miasma Of Lava
Cloud Of Darkness
Net Of Lava
Skills
fancy footwork
fitted sheet folding