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OverlappingElvis the silent
farmer
OverlappingElvis hails from a grimy traveler's waystation along the great road , where they were raised by wolves. A dragon torched several of their friends but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They're hoping to see their muse again.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
immaculate firkin of prestidigitation
glowing instapot
serpentine wet blanket
dirk of solidarity
Spells
Fire Daggers
Bean Foam
Comprehend Voynich
Skills
punditry
making a perfect pot of tea