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phatkitten the wry-mouthed
phatkitten was born in the vaulted reading room of university's ancient scrolls department, where they were raised by wolves. The villagers turned against them but the disappearance of their cousin still haunts them. They're hoping to see their cousin again.
crockety belly of indominability
tufted button of collateralization
Storm Of Poison
Tornado Of Tedium