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Nice Guy Mike the impaler
bard
Nice Guy Mike was born in the west, where verdant sheep pastures stretch all the way to the foot of the great mountain, where they were raised by wolves. A terrible plague decimated their village but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They travel with their unwavering moose.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
16
Equipment
oft-quoted kimono
gauntlet of banning
Spells
Net Of Deletion
Befriend
Skills
footnoting
chicken-whispering
faving
derailing