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apartment dweller the book-lover
samurai
apartment dweller hails from a vast network of steam tunnels, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They learned cataloguing from their grandfather but the disappearance of their boyfriend still haunts them. They hope to return home forgiven.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
17
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
7

Equipment

lustrous breastplate of grace
buttered cat of decency
banana of good sportsmanship

Spells

Rock
Golem Of Fave
Storm Of Lava

Skills

cataloguing
self-deprecation