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sevenyearlurk the bloodthirsty
pirate
No one knows where sevenyearlurk came from but they were orphaned at a young age. The gods cursed them with an obsession with rhetorical jiujistu and no one knows quite why they left home. They're terrified of salt.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
crowdfunded tupperware of fluency
rotating bracelet
beligerent block of red leicester cheese
freeze ray of joy
Spells
Vision Of Bile
Rhetorical Feint
Plasma Of Dog
Fog Of Bean
Skills
catherding
making a perfect pot of tea
rhetorical jiujistu
optimization